Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” has received attention from Harvard Lampoon with the just-released “Nightlight.” this is Harvard Lampoon’s first parody since the 1969 “Bored of the Rings.” continuing its string of exclusive’s, EW’s Shelf Life featured the first chapter a couple of days ago for our reading enjoyment. below are the first 3 paragraphs, but check out the entire first chapter. funniest use of Diaspora ever.
1. FIRST LOOK
The hot phoenix sun glared down on the car windowsill where my bare, pallid arm dangled shamelessly. My mom and I were both going to the airport, but only I had a ticket waiting for me, and that ticket was one-way.
I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also an intriguing expression. It seemed out of place, coming from a girl in a sleeveless, lacy top and bell-bottom jeans (stars on the back pockets). But I was that kind of girl — out of place. Then I shifted from that place on the dashboard to a normal position in the seat. Much better.
I was exiling myself from my mom’s home in Phoenix to my dad’s home in Switchblade. As a self-exiled exile, I would know the pain of Diaspora and the pleasure of imposing it, callously disregarding my own pleas to say one last good-bye to the potted fungus I was cultivating. I had to coarsen my skin if I was going to be a refugee in Switchblade, a town in northwest Oregon that no one knows about. Don’t try to look it up on a map — it’s not important enough for mapmakers to care about. And don’t even think about looking me up on that map — apparently, I’m not important enough either.
the book is ranked 766 in Amazon sales, but has no holds at Sno-Isle. do twilighters take their Bella and Edward too seriously to read a paraody?
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